When something's not right, it's wrong.
Zen of Dylan.
Anyway, I totally failed last night. I'm sitting there with my phone and thinking "if i dial this number, half-stoned though i may be, i will have to write about it on that blog (which is the best blog ever; WHERE ELSE DO YOU GET PHONESEX CONFESSIONS?).
so yeah i was playing wiht differnet dirty parts of my body and i called some phoner hoe and had a really pretty vanilla conversation adn didn't even really come because i was like "this is stupid and doesn't work for me that well." so i hung up and flew solo some more.
Dropped $20 on that. YAYAYAYAY.
I = LOSE
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In other news, i hung with Elise and she did her best to convince me i should go freelance. Probably i should. i can write at at least a 12th grade level. I even looked up my old "professional" articles (technically, yeah) from when i was 20/21 and learned two things:
1. I was a serviceable writer then.
2. I am a slightly more serviceable writer now.
Well, tonight I"M REALLY NOT GOING TO CALL TEH PHONE SECKS>> Je promise.
i have to get shorts before 7 so i can do kung food. KUNG FOOD! ok blog, i will tell you tomorrow about kung food HOPEFULLY ass-ooming i don't PUSS OUT..
Anyway, I totally failed last night. I'm sitting there with my phone and thinking "if i dial this number, half-stoned though i may be, i will have to write about it on that blog (which is the best blog ever; WHERE ELSE DO YOU GET PHONESEX CONFESSIONS?).
so yeah i was playing wiht differnet dirty parts of my body and i called some phoner hoe and had a really pretty vanilla conversation adn didn't even really come because i was like "this is stupid and doesn't work for me that well." so i hung up and flew solo some more.
Dropped $20 on that. YAYAYAYAY.
I = LOSE
________________
In other news, i hung with Elise and she did her best to convince me i should go freelance. Probably i should. i can write at at least a 12th grade level. I even looked up my old "professional" articles (technically, yeah) from when i was 20/21 and learned two things:
1. I was a serviceable writer then.
2. I am a slightly more serviceable writer now.
Well, tonight I"M REALLY NOT GOING TO CALL TEH PHONE SECKS>> Je promise.
i have to get shorts before 7 so i can do kung food. KUNG FOOD! ok blog, i will tell you tomorrow about kung food HOPEFULLY ass-ooming i don't PUSS OUT..
4 Comments:
LAWLZ UR LOOSER!!!!!!!
that's 20 bucks that could have gone to unicef. or to a nice dinner! HAWHAW! <--nelson
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE< HE's DEALING WITH A PROBLEM AND BEING REAL VULERNABLE AND SHIT. GIVE SOMEBODY SOME SUPPORT FOR OnCE!!!!! PARTYSTORE< PLEASE DON"T CALL FOR PHONE SECKS TONITE, PLEASE. OK I WILL TALK TO YOU LATER>
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