because i'm lazy and we're clever

paulie : how's the chick juggling going?
moi: i've lost interest
moi: the new york girl and i are definitely not right for each other - i told her about these cool female dickies pants i bought at beacon's closet
paulie : pimping ain't easy
moi: and then she said "women's pants? weird but whatever."
moi: that killed her for me
paulie : oh man. what a weirdo
moi: COMPLETELY.
paulie : you take for granted people will be the same as you in new york
paulie : that you listen to the same things, you have a basic baseline sensibility in common
moi: exactly, cuz if they ain't, i can always find 50 more bitches who are
paulie : whereas in the midwest if you say you like olivia tremor control it's revelation and a given that you will be bff's with that person. ugh.
paulie : a 19 year old came up to me at this show and was like, 'who was that band jsut on? i have one song i downloaded by them but i wanna know so i can totally go home and download some more!!'
moi: hahahaha.
moi: "i know this band, but i wanna talk to someone about them"
moi: or something?
moi: weird.
paulie : because it was this band that played basically all olivia tremor control songs
paulie : so i was excited cuz it was me being 16 all over again and i was really into it
moi: oh i see.
moi: that's cool
paulie : yeah, but it is not cool to talk to me about it. i'm from new york.
paulie : hahaha
moi: oh shit. it must be hard to hide your boredom.
paulie : oh, what's the point of hiding it when it spews from everyone of my new york orifices. hahaha
paulie : i'm just kidding.
paulie : kinda
moi: yeah. adjustment.
paulie : yeah. i need to stop being a baby is what i need to do. we just got cable, so
paulie : and it's digital cable so it's doubly awesome. so how's work and stuff?
moi: bad but manageable.
paulie : man, law school is more like law TOOLS
moi: hah. that's what i've heard.
moi: think of all the lawyers in america and think of them in their mid-twenties
moi: and there you go.
paulie : yeah, basically that's true.